My perfect Escort:
Seven years, right?
It's impossible to find a word to describe how grateful I am to have met you.
How could I ever live without your stunning insights?
I love the way we accompany each other when there's a "required plus one".
I love the way you provide me with the angle of people from Mars.
I love the way you stand by me when I'm down.
I love the way you thoughtfully say the words I dreamed to hear.
I love the way you wake me up as I flea into slumber.
I love the way you respect me as an sexless individual.
I love the way you deliberately distort facts only to please me.
I love the way you sit silently by me without asking questions.
You raised me up, to more than I can be.
May our friendship last forever.